Montana State of Mind

Ep 12: I Read a 90’s Dirty Novel so You Don’t Have Too!

It's 2025 baby and we are breaking into the future with this month's novel. Do you want a story that both encapsulates a Tennessee Williams play, a porno AND a Sylvia Plath book? Well look no further. In this story, we will ask ourselves about both the morality of war and body autonomy but also, what WOULD a zoo enclosure made to facilitate breeding for humans look like??? Grab your laser guns and biospheres, as we quantum leap into Firestar! 0:00 Intro/ Resolutions for 20257:35 Firestar ramblings12:24 Cover art description17:04 Fictional author lore21:17 Trigger Warnings/ disclaimers23:60 Firestar recap begins!43:27 All My Ex's Live in...Space51:55 You are the Father!01:03:07 A Thorn in My Paw01:22:23 Kidnapped by Aliens01:37:02 I'm a Slave 4 U01:52:41 Baby it's Cold Outside02:57:58 Montana's state of mind02:15:36 Next month's book!02:17:38 Bonus insane cow storyTips are appreciated for software subscriptions, book purchases, and hopefully an actual camera one day!Venmo: @Montana-David-15Cashapp: @$BlueBlossomFarm

Ep 11: I Watched Annabelle’s Christmas Wish so You Don’t Have Too!

Majority of y'all have never heard of this movie. A dozen can probably recall the poster. And maybe a few can even recall the actual movie. Well, no matter which herd you fall in, I'm here to recap this bittersweet Christmas tale to you. This is Sir Randy Travis' work of art, his masterpiece of theatre, his legacy. Lets grab us a table at the Cracker Barrel down by the highway (I'm ordering the dumplings) and put on an absolute GEM of a holiday movie to sob to while the waitress refills our sweet teas.
 
0:00 Intro
6:00 Movie Trivia
8:52 Cover Art
12:17 Recap Begins!
48:18 Special Guests
 
 
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Ep 10: I Read Two 90’s Horse Girl Novels So You Don’t Have To!

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening? Really, you should be because I have two adorable, and super fun horse girl themed novels from the 90s. I want us to grab our juices, your snacks from the snack tray, sit criss cross apple sauce on the story time rug here in Mrs. Montana's classroom, and let's start our holiday season off properly. Shhhh, now let's begin!0:00 Intro0:23 White Squaw Discussion6:07 Horse Girl Christmas Magic Making13:20 Colt on Christmas49:10 Christmas on Silver Lake01:14:49 Next Video Recap01:17:33 HORSE FACTS!!!01:20:44 ConclusionsTips are appreciated for software subscriptions, book purchases, and hopefully an actual camera one day!Venmo: @Montana-David-15Cashapp: @$BlueBlossomFarm

Ep 9: I Read an 80’s Dirty Novel So You Don’t Have To!

Words cannot describe the emotional turmoil this book has put me through. And yet, it is the words within this text that have caused such a reaction. I wanted to give some love to Native American Heritage Month with an appropriately themed novel and instead of a wild romp through the Arizona canyons with some hunk, we instead will be slung through the prickly cacti of cultural prejudices, washed in the streams of generational trauma, and wrapped in the warm, soft hides of a love that truly goes forever...and beyond.

Ep 8: I Read a 60’s Horror Novel So You Don’t Have To!

Ahoy ye matez, are ye ready for a spooky story? Wrinkled clothes, warm milk beverages, unwaxed facial hair on women, this story may be our scariest yet! This is not your daddy's Treasure Island, so grab a bowl of salted nuts, a room temp swig of rum, and let's wade into the frigid waters of Granite Folly for this week's vintage tale. 0:00 Intro1:50 Special Guessssst!8:46 Haunted House Update21:13 Cover Art23:05 Fictional Author Lore26:48 Halloween Ramblings28:12 Disclaimer & Trigger Warnings31:55 Recap begins!!!1:01:19 Haunted Maze: Pirate Edition01:23:12 Awe Nutz01:50:43 Montana's State of Mind01:54:43 Next Book!!!VENMO Montana-David-15CASHAPP $BlueBlossonFarm

Ep 7: I Read a 90’s Horror Novel So You Don’t Have To!

Does the notion of a 90's grunge band vampire harem titilate you? Maybe you're into sexy long lost uncles giving you the cold shoulder. Or maybe you just really love Buffy the Vampire Slayer and want to see another blonde teenage girl solve some crimes.Brush your fangs and spritz on some classy Cool Water, we've got a hip teen horror movie in the making here! 0:00 Intro6:28 Cover Art7:19 Fictional Author Lore10:15 Disclaimer11:11 Recap begins!!!28:47 BOOK A HOTELLLL59:19 Vampire Boy Band Harem01:35:37 Saint Elliot01:54:32 WHO IS THE VAMPIRE?!02:13:04 Montana's State of Mind02:16:40 Next Book!!!

Ep 6: I Read a 60’s Horror Novel so You Don’t Have To!

What would you bring to a Russian castle in Maine on assignment? A lilac silk night gown? A white dinner dress? 3 Cartons of Camels and a dream? Well, that's just what Samantha Crawford packed on her mission to uncover the secrets of one of America's brightest thespian. Too bad his family is freakin bonkers and will make this career making story a choice of life...or death for Samantha. Grab some dog kibble and your thinnest, slinkiest lingere as we creep into the catacomb's of Witch's Hammer! 0:00 Intro4:33 Cover Art7:47 Fictional Author Lore13:00 Disclaimer34:56 Velcum tew Wichez Cassel! 1:00:27 Gathering Intel1:25:07 Authentic Russian Fiesta!1:55:23 Murder Solved...but at What Cost...2:17:57 Montana's State of Mind2:28:29 Next Book!!!

Ep 5: I Read a 70’s Horror Novel So You Don’t Have To!

Places everyone! We have the first of our haunted spooky stories to tell and need everyone on stage in 5! Today's story brings to you the romantic atmosphere of the Phantom of the Opera, with the absolute 70's horror camp of Crow Haven Farm. Will Mavis lose her voice, her soul, her very self to the intoxicating allure of the stage? At what price will she pay for Ernestine's level of fame? Grab your playbills and tiny binoculars, and let's discuss! 0:00 Intro3:26 My house is currently haunted...7:20 Cover Art8:45 Fictional Author Lore14:59 Recap begins!42:56 Don't Make Me Sing...01:01:40 She Ain't No Diva01:31:06 Exit Stage Left01:55:27 Montana's State of Mind02:03:54 Next Book Reveal!

Ep 4: I Read an 80’s Dirty Novel So You Don’t Have To!

Do you remember the Alamo? Well, you should because it was QUITE the little kerfuffel for our characters in todays novel. Mexico is being cornered by every country and their only hope may lie in the hands of a small French poodle. Save the puppy, save the country. 0:00 Intro6:02 Make Believe Author Lore10:27 Cover Discussion12:15 Vibes of the Book24:06 Recap Begins!49:32 World's Worst First Date01:13:38 Love is a Battlefield 01:33:56 World's Worst Christmas01:56:35 Santa (Anna) is Comin to Town02:18:23 On the Run02:35:59 Montana's State of Mind02:47:47 Next Book Preview!!!

Ep 3: I Read an 80’s Dirty Novel So You Don’t Have To!

Bonjour! Please grab a beignet and cup of chicory coffee down at the Fellowship Hall as we begin our discussion on the ICONIC Louisiana literature that is Louisiana Caress. This was probably Paul Prudhomme's favorite book. And now it can be yours. So, pull up a metal foldin chair and let's discuss! 0:00 Intro2:22 SparkNotes & Cover Discussion8:52 Author Lore12:30 A Seed of Doubt in God's Garden40:40 The Hunt Begins1:08:54 A Hurricane of Emotions1:26:26 La Licorne is Caught!1:33:35 Please, Please, Please Don't Prove Them Right...1:44:49 Viva La Licorne!1:55:55 My Kink is Freedom!2:04:31 Montana's State of Mind2:08:03 Next Book!